Funny bit from The Guardian as Patrick tries to make cheese.
For the first time.
“Blessed are the cheesemakers,” said Jesus, according to The Life of Brian. I don’t think he meant me though. It is midnight, shards of cheese-splattered glass lie smashed in my kitchen sink, while a litre of contaminated cheese culture drips on the floor. Cursed are the cheesemakers, more like.”
It wasn’t meant to be like this.